Mack Hall, HSG
Closing the Air France Loophole
“We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us.”
- Henry V
Should Air France be required to apply for a federal firearms license?
In 2014 Air France delivered an American He(ck)fire missile to those merry mass murderers the Castro brothers in Cuba.
One imagines the cabin attendant on the speaker: “Mesdames et messieurs, welcome aboard Air France Flight 13 to a retrograde Communist state with a human rights record superior to that of North Korea. For those of you in Euphemism Class we have complimentary champagne since in the cargo hold directly below you we’re carrying an American missile, and, gosh, we don’t know how it got there or what it might do. For those of you in Paid-for-by-Your-Corporation-or-Government Class, continue your accustomed denial of proletarian reality.”
The sloppy, ahistorical sentimentality of old comrades has folks wanting to visit Cuba “before it’s ruined.” A He(ck)fire missile could ruin a1956 DeSoto, that’s for sure.
Beyond the creaking old Yank-tank automobiles, Cuba has much to offer the sightseer: Spanish colonial architecture, tobacco and sugar plantations, rum, nightclubs, music, seafood, beaches, and mass graves.
Although Air France delivered the lost or stolen American missile to Cuba two years ago, the most transparent American government in history is only now letting the American people know about it.
But then, a number of people around the world think several American governments have been a bit careless with missiles the past few decades.
Perhaps the empty seat at the State of the Union address will be taken from an Air France plane.
The alligator-shoe boys assure the American people that the missile was not loaded. Coming from the same clever fellows who sacrificed hundreds of innocent Mexican and American lives by giving combat weapons to international drug warlords, this assurance might not be as reliable as one would hope.
There could be another empty seat representing the victims of gangsters armed by the American government.
And maybe another empty chair for those Americans abandoned to their deaths at Benghazi.
When the President appears before the Castro brothers later this year, perhaps he will ask them pretty-please to give the missile back now that the Russians and North Koreans have taken their pictures, measurements, and souvenirs. The Castro brothers might agree, but only if Americans promise to be more careful with their toys because that missile could have shot somebody’s eye out.
And, hey, was anyone with Air France charged under Cuban law for bringing an unregistered weapon into the country?